Todays tragedy

What a perfect day to have an accident! No license, no car papers, no signal and no make-up!
The only weapon I had, was my sex. Not that you pervert!!! I'm talking about gender.

Being a woman can do wonders when your in trouble in the middle of highway with a flat tyre, or when you need someone to push your car or, take for example today, when you get caught for running a light and then running into someone! And don't tell me women can't drive, it's you men who are blind! Have you never seen a woman before?

But I have to admit there is nothing like battering your eye lids at the policeman and giving him a cheeky smile and getting away with the teeny little crime you just commited. No offense to the opposite sex, but you guys are suckers for this one!
Ok, getting back to the accident. So... i happened to have run into someone, putting it subtly.
He was crossing the road, not fast enough! Some people think they own the road, I mean who moves at a snails pace when you can see there are a zillion cars coming toward you?
I guess he was just slow on the uptake, some one had to teach him a lesson, apparently my car was the chosen one.
Anyway i ran into him and he fell. Nothing major really, he just fell.
And what a brat! He began to howl! Obviously i had to get down from in front of the wheel to check if he was okay, but first I checked out my outfit, i had to look alright to get down, or else what would people think of me? Then i began to look for my shoes, I tend to drive bare footed, the heels kill when you drive you know.
So i found my shoes put them on and i was all set to get out of the car, he was still yelling, what an actor!! Its not like I hit him with a truck, its just a Nano!
I almost got out of the car when I spotted the traffic police in the rear view mirror, he was coming toward me! Shit! I hadn't carried my license, it was in the other purse! I knew i should have carried that one, but my outfit was white, i couldn't possibly carry the beige bag! Besides I rushed out of the house, my facialist was waiting for me. What a mess! i looked like this morning.

Now he was sobbing, I'm talking about the guy who fell, incase you lost track(lets call him victim). He kept pointing to the number plate on my car. I gave him a look, i can't tell you what look, cause if i did I won't be able to use it on you if i ever 'ran into you'.
By this time, the traffic cop was at my window, just having gotten a facial i had no make-up on. So no battering of mascaraed eyes lashes and no full red lipped cheeky smile. I had to make do with what I had.
I smiled at him sweetly as he asked me to roll my window down, and now i could hear him talking about money, the victim that is. To my surprise the cop smiled right back at me. "Step out of the car madam, you need to see this.", he sounded slightly amused.
He opened the door of my car and i stepped out. The Victim, had now gathered all his things and he was looking at me fearfully!
I couldn't help but take this as an insult! I wasn't driving anymore, what on earth was he scared of now?
The cop held me by my left elbow took me to the front of the car, and i fainted!...


I am now paying for a damaged front of a Nano!